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i just wanna look like Razor Ramon
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
some of you guys are sick PERVERTS. good riddance sosuave
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BelleSing94 said:
this site is for recovering nice guys who don't want to be emotional tampons.
i'm sure you're aware of this, and further, i'm confident you wouldn't want to date the proverbial "nice" guy. so what's the fuss about not finding nice guys on here?
he was just messing around. btw, women like older men, you know it, so i don't see why you're acting surprised.BelleSing94 said:
HeadLightsOn
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Um I would. Being a more mature guy results in the majority of women I associate with being younger. Not always by half my years but that has happened.BelleSing94 said:
i also note this on your profile Tr0ll b1tch:
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 17
Now Im LMFAO!
Sigh, one post and people start arguing. Yeah it's a shame, yeah it might be gross, and yeah it makes the rest of the guys here look bad, but as was said before, you ARE on a board of this nature.
Either way, guys don't fight over a girl.
Moral of this thread: don't send a photo to anyone who wants to lick honey off your nipples. Or whatever.
edit: just realized the honey nipples came after the photo.
moral of the thread: don't send photos to anyone on this board if you're not prepared for nipple licking.
but seriously like what do you expect?
probably not honey nipple licking, though, I guess.
I'm sorry, was that a direct quote? Was that actually said? That's too funny.
Either way, guys don't fight over a girl.
Moral of this thread: don't send a photo to anyone who wants to lick honey off your nipples. Or whatever.
edit: just realized the honey nipples came after the photo.
moral of the thread: don't send photos to anyone on this board if you're not prepared for nipple licking.
but seriously like what do you expect?
probably not honey nipple licking, though, I guess.
I'm sorry, was that a direct quote? Was that actually said? That's too funny.
We do not even know if the story is true cuz we have only heard one side of it and some are here to rescue her? Com'on dafaq is wrong with you. It's like all that studying of Pook and other people is gone to a waste just cuz she said she is a "girl" "pvssy" "vagina".
This just proved how many of you are still AFC and are giving advice to others cuz u read more than they did.
IF this chick has been wronged why not paste screen shots to actually show what happened? You will take her word over this NN who is a top contributor. Doesn't matter what he said or how evolved his game is, we need his side as well. If he actually did something like this, it just means "Knowing of the material is not enough we must apply".
Until we have screen shots, messages to prove, both of them are innocent and also for all we know she was leading him?
This just proved how many of you are still AFC and are giving advice to others cuz u read more than they did.
IF this chick has been wronged why not paste screen shots to actually show what happened? You will take her word over this NN who is a top contributor. Doesn't matter what he said or how evolved his game is, we need his side as well. If he actually did something like this, it just means "Knowing of the material is not enough we must apply".
Until we have screen shots, messages to prove, both of them are innocent and also for all we know she was leading him?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Peaks&Valleys
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Here's the deal. This guy, NN, went a little overboard. Ok so what, he's dumb and his game needs a lot of work. This chick on the other hand....wtf is her deal? Attention?
Who cares if some old creepy guy decides to send a pic of his ****? really? Guarantee you were insinuating something then this guy NN, not much of a smooth character I agree, jumps on it and sends you a d!ck pic. So fvcking what? Throw it in the trash can and move on. You know what I feel sorry for, is the sorry son of a ***** who ends up laying this broad. What a bunch of sh!t he has to deal with. And btw, guarantee she pulls this sh!t all the time. Loves to play the victim. Best way she can get attention from guys.
Chicks like this turn good guys into *******s.
And thank you for leaving, you are never welcome back here again.
Who cares if some old creepy guy decides to send a pic of his ****? really? Guarantee you were insinuating something then this guy NN, not much of a smooth character I agree, jumps on it and sends you a d!ck pic. So fvcking what? Throw it in the trash can and move on. You know what I feel sorry for, is the sorry son of a ***** who ends up laying this broad. What a bunch of sh!t he has to deal with. And btw, guarantee she pulls this sh!t all the time. Loves to play the victim. Best way she can get attention from guys.
Chicks like this turn good guys into *******s.
And thank you for leaving, you are never welcome back here again.
Who Dares Win
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I believe op is a fake account from naughty ninja which is doing an other prank to us.
TillTheEndOfTime
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Join date: April 2013.
Says it all. It is probably NN himself trolling.
Says it all. It is probably NN himself trolling.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SamTheHobit
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I wonder if Ninja will post the pics for all to see?
Secondtimeround
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If we'd put as much energy from fighting each other into improving ourselves, we wouldn't even need to be on this site... (sorry Mods not trying to take anything away from SS).
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pickled eggs for 2
The first stage of pickling is to hard-boil the eggs that you will be using. In a two-quart or larger pan, place your eggs in a single layer. Cover the eggs with no more than one inch over the top of the eggs. Place a lid on the pan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Once the eggs have reached a full boiling point, remove them from the heat and let them cook. Do not remove the lid. Leave the eggs in the hot water for 15 – 18 minutes.
When the cooking time is complete, drain the hot water and cover eggs immediately with cold water and a few ice cubes. Leave the eggs in the cold water until they are thoroughly cooled. To make the eggs easier to peel, pierce the larger end with a needle before boiling.
Pickled Eggs Jar
Step 2: Pickling the eggs
When would a pickled egg be used? There are some who like to eat pickled eggs as a stand-alone snack. Often times they are used to enhance the flavors of sandwiches or salads. The pickling process allows one to enjoy a tasty treat while still maintaining the nutritional benefits of the egg. Keep in mind that even though the eggs do not have to be refrigerated once pickled, it is recommended for home pickled eggs. If they were left out at room temperature for too long, botulism could occur.
The second stage of pickling an egg is the pickling process itself. This is where your own tastes come into play. The basic ingredient for pickling is vinegar. Add to a 2-quart pan a pint of pickling vinegar (spiced or un-spiced). Let the vinegar heat up and cook gently for about an hour. Leave the lid on so that the fumes do not irritate the eyes of those in the house.
Pickled Eggs
Place the peeled hard-boiled eggs in a sealing glass jar. Pour the vinegar solution over the eggs and seal the jar. Place the jar of eggs into the refrigerator and leave for at least two weeks before eating. To keep track of the dates, use a marker or label to indicate the date made. After the two weeks has past, you are ready to enjoy your healthy and tasty treats.
Step 3: Enjoy your creations!
Now that you know how to pickle the eggs, here are some of the more popular recipes. The great thing is that there are many recipes to choose from or you can come up with your own so that it is more personable. Below are the three most popular pickled eggs recipes.
The first stage of pickling is to hard-boil the eggs that you will be using. In a two-quart or larger pan, place your eggs in a single layer. Cover the eggs with no more than one inch over the top of the eggs. Place a lid on the pan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Once the eggs have reached a full boiling point, remove them from the heat and let them cook. Do not remove the lid. Leave the eggs in the hot water for 15 – 18 minutes.
When the cooking time is complete, drain the hot water and cover eggs immediately with cold water and a few ice cubes. Leave the eggs in the cold water until they are thoroughly cooled. To make the eggs easier to peel, pierce the larger end with a needle before boiling.
Pickled Eggs Jar
Step 2: Pickling the eggs
When would a pickled egg be used? There are some who like to eat pickled eggs as a stand-alone snack. Often times they are used to enhance the flavors of sandwiches or salads. The pickling process allows one to enjoy a tasty treat while still maintaining the nutritional benefits of the egg. Keep in mind that even though the eggs do not have to be refrigerated once pickled, it is recommended for home pickled eggs. If they were left out at room temperature for too long, botulism could occur.
The second stage of pickling an egg is the pickling process itself. This is where your own tastes come into play. The basic ingredient for pickling is vinegar. Add to a 2-quart pan a pint of pickling vinegar (spiced or un-spiced). Let the vinegar heat up and cook gently for about an hour. Leave the lid on so that the fumes do not irritate the eyes of those in the house.
Pickled Eggs
Place the peeled hard-boiled eggs in a sealing glass jar. Pour the vinegar solution over the eggs and seal the jar. Place the jar of eggs into the refrigerator and leave for at least two weeks before eating. To keep track of the dates, use a marker or label to indicate the date made. After the two weeks has past, you are ready to enjoy your healthy and tasty treats.
Step 3: Enjoy your creations!
Now that you know how to pickle the eggs, here are some of the more popular recipes. The great thing is that there are many recipes to choose from or you can come up with your own so that it is more personable. Below are the three most popular pickled eggs recipes.
I suspected this was a story made up by a forum member who joined for this reason. For example, would this girl really have been exchanging pictures with NN privately before clicking on his profile or reading his age? And seriously, would anyone try to pick up a girl on SS??
I knew it!cordoncordon said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Atom Smasher
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Once again I point out that every time a woman posts on here, we turn against each other.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Really? This should be good. On my way.
cordoncordon
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http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4816/plzstoppost.jpgDanger said:
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4816/plzstoppost.jpgbigneil said:
Like I said, keep visiting the brothels you love to frequent in China or Vietnam or Thailand or whatever buttfawk country you are from. Or better yet go pick up some more skanks so they can leave you in the middle of a date, holding your 2 inch cawk in your hand, while you mutter to yourself "I am a tornado"! while you jack yourself off. I hear lady boys are popular too where you're from. But, you know all about that...don't you?zinc4 said:
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4816/plzstoppost.jpg
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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