HOMERSIMSON
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anybody know any to get the convo goin? a good laugh lowers her defenses :}
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
HOMERSIMSON
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i heard about this groom at the wedding rehearsal, he said to the minister..during the vows if you leave out all that love honor and obey stuff ill give you a 100 dollars, he pressed a 100 bucks into his hand and walked away with a smile..the next day during the ceremony, the minister said do you promise to bow down before your wife.. take her breakfast in bed everyday, to fulfull her every desire.. he gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice.. i do... he then whispered i thought we had a deal, the minister handed him his money back, and said your wife made me a much better offer.
SamTheHobit
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I hate mosquitos!!! i mean, I know i'm delicious but damn...
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.