HOMERSIMSON
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anybody know any to get the convo goin? a good laugh lowers her defenses :}
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
HOMERSIMSON
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i heard about this groom at the wedding rehearsal, he said to the minister..during the vows if you leave out all that love honor and obey stuff ill give you a 100 dollars, he pressed a 100 bucks into his hand and walked away with a smile..the next day during the ceremony, the minister said do you promise to bow down before your wife.. take her breakfast in bed everyday, to fulfull her every desire.. he gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice.. i do... he then whispered i thought we had a deal, the minister handed him his money back, and said your wife made me a much better offer.
SamTheHobit
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I hate mosquitos!!! i mean, I know i'm delicious but damn...
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.