HOMERSIMSON
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anybody know any to get the convo goin? a good laugh lowers her defenses :}
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Some good jokes...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
HOMERSIMSON
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i heard about this groom at the wedding rehearsal, he said to the minister..during the vows if you leave out all that love honor and obey stuff ill give you a 100 dollars, he pressed a 100 bucks into his hand and walked away with a smile..the next day during the ceremony, the minister said do you promise to bow down before your wife.. take her breakfast in bed everyday, to fulfull her every desire.. he gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice.. i do... he then whispered i thought we had a deal, the minister handed him his money back, and said your wife made me a much better offer.
SamTheHobit
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I hate mosquitos!!! i mean, I know i'm delicious but damn...
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.