HOMERSIMSON
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anybody know any to get the convo goin? a good laugh lowers her defenses :}
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Some good jokes...
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
HOMERSIMSON
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i heard about this groom at the wedding rehearsal, he said to the minister..during the vows if you leave out all that love honor and obey stuff ill give you a 100 dollars, he pressed a 100 bucks into his hand and walked away with a smile..the next day during the ceremony, the minister said do you promise to bow down before your wife.. take her breakfast in bed everyday, to fulfull her every desire.. he gulped in astonishment, said in a weak voice.. i do... he then whispered i thought we had a deal, the minister handed him his money back, and said your wife made me a much better offer.
SamTheHobit
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I hate mosquitos!!! i mean, I know i'm delicious but damn...
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.
when work feels overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
Lol i have got tons of 1 liners.