"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Some bad sh-i-t is comin my way HELP!!

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John, I know exactly what you're on about cos I have the same type of holidays, and yes there usually is one person who's the butt of most jokes.

Luckily you got a long time to make it so your not that person.

I would suggest hanging out with these lads a lot more and being proper co.cky, don't take any s.hit from them, wind them up etc. Cos if they view you as the weakest, you'll get picked on.

You need to make them worry about you doing this stuff to them, not the other way round, know what I mean?

PS, the whole US/UK thing is gay, although US 'football' is tame compared to rugby. And US also didn't beat UK in 2 WW's. (Who the f.uck thought that?)

PPS, just read, "we kicked you a$$ in the revolution b.itch!"
now I know that most americans are cool ppl...but its muppets that write stuff like this that give you a bad name
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I played rugby in college hotshot, fooball is just as tough, only thing is you don't get your nose busted as much in football, but you can get broken bones more easily....

And about the wars, your british fagboy johnmich started that, why you talking that sh1t anyway, look in the fvcking encyclopedia.

US def. Britain in Revolution
US def. Britain in War of 1812
Allied Powers def. Central Powers in WW1
Allied Powers def. Axis Powers in WW2

End of story. Last time I checked we're supposed to be on the same team. It's pvssy ass faggots like johnmich that make ENGLAND look bad, get the story straight. I'd be willing to bet that the reason all those guys fvck his sh1t up all the time is because he runs his b1tch ass mouth too much...
 

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Originally posted by speedo_meme
I'd be willing to bet that the reason all those guys fvck his sh1t up all the time is because he runs his b1tch ass mouth too much...
Whats that 50 cent song, Wanksta?
 

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haha i don't know, if that's his lyrics i didn't mean to copy him....
 

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what are y'all trying to start a war

sounds like your trying to start a war between american and british. pua. you dont want to do that cause id come over and take all your women. and as for jmich dude your a wimp if some one did that crap to me id kick the crap out of them. stop being a fag. and i dont mean cigarete for you british dumbasses. and if you talk about my country agian ill come over there and screw all your girlfriends that you have or will ever have and your mom to after i put a bag on her head
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yes guys, thanks for idas that burn.

I will now bring some tabasco sauce or red hot chilli powder and some deep heat for their boxers.

The powdered milk sounds genius and dont know how you though it up but cheers.

I also have a story to tell. Whem my mate had a party and he passed out (like every nite) we did **** to him. One time we covered him with food from his kitchen (mayo, ketchup etc)
2nd night, we painted his toe nails and finger nails pink, i poured some oily crap on him and my mate shoved 2 pencils and a wooden stick up his arse.

plus he had to work the next day

PS - speedo meme - calm down
 

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Re: what are y'all trying to start a war

Originally posted by dburn2
sounds like your trying to start a war between american and british. pua. you dont want to do that cause id come over and take all your women. and as for jmich dude your a wimp if some one did that crap to me id kick the crap out of them. stop being a fag. and i dont mean cigarete for you british dumbasses. and if you talk about my country agian ill come over there and screw all your girlfriends that you have or will ever have and your mom to after i put a bag on her head
Grow up.....Wait your from florida....That means you are prob 60-80 or an illegal immigrant.

I tell you what.....you shhh about the UK now and i wont tell US customs. ;)
 

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Re: Re: what are y'all trying to start a war

Originally posted by Tomatoes
Grow up.....Wait your from florida....That means you are prob 60-80 or an illegal immigrant.

I tell you what.....you shhh about the UK now and i wont tell US customs. ;)
:crackup:

yea come over and shag all our women .... ooohh im scared
 

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hey im not the one getting pissed on while i sleep and the ppl i call friends dont wipe there ass with my cloths
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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tomatoes as far as me growing up. your buddy is the one who asked for advice he said his friends were pissing on him and when people gave him advice not to hang out with friends who piss on you while you sleep he cut down my country thats very rude and i dont tolarate behavior like that from any one. oh wait you from england so you wouldnt understand that you guys think pissing on each other is a fun game
 

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i am not getting pissed on. Last time they went they did it to anyone so it could happen to me.

CALM DOWN, go sarge or something.

i dont know if you n your friends are boring but i jus wanted some pranks to pull on my mates.

:cool:
 

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you should have specified that instead of talking trash about the USA. and i am very calm getting ready to go out tonight. I dont like disrespectfull behavior. but as far as pranks go write stuff on there forehead in lipstick. or handcuff em to the bed get a fat girl and take pics of her on top of them. but theres a diference between funny pranks and try to take away some ones dignety. and pissing on some one is bullcrap. if your friends do that if you were a real man you would stick up for who ever they did that to. and if they do it to you dont put up with it bash there teeth in. thats my advice. so goodluck.
 
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