"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Like on HBO?
Show her something from porno tube or whatever.
 

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I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
 

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Women: Stories of passion. That Showtime series is written by women and has softcore more aimed at female viewers.
 

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Target_100 said:
I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
<supergeek>If you have an XBOx 360 hooked up to it, you can stream it from your PC. Also if your set has a VGA input, get a splitter and hook it up.</supergeek>
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Blackmm said:
Women: Stories of passion. That Showtime series is written by women and has softcore more aimed at female viewers.
Sounds nice, but I couldn't fint it on any torrent sites :(
 

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cumswapping is when the girl gets a load of *** in her mouth, and then transfer it to another girl then back again, and they play with it.

gosh, u guys need to watch more porn!!!
:)
 

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Target_100 said:
I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
You really gotta see the veins on that johnson don't you?
 

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The older Emmanuelle movies (the french ones starring Sylvia Kristel) are great softcore porn flicks. My favorite is Emmanuelle 2, the one with Catherine Rivet. She's so freakin cute.
 

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Master Bates said:
The older Emmanuelle movies (the french ones starring Sylvia Kristel) are great softcore porn flicks. My favorite is Emmanuelle 2, the one with Catherine Rivet. She's so freakin cute.
Oh sh!t, Sylvia Kristel!!! Whatever you do, don't google up any recent pics of her, as she has transcended into old hagdom. Preserve your youthful memories of her.:nervous:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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