"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Like on HBO?
Show her something from porno tube or whatever.
 

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I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
 

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Women: Stories of passion. That Showtime series is written by women and has softcore more aimed at female viewers.
 

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Target_100 said:
I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
<supergeek>If you have an XBOx 360 hooked up to it, you can stream it from your PC. Also if your set has a VGA input, get a splitter and hook it up.</supergeek>
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Blackmm said:
Women: Stories of passion. That Showtime series is written by women and has softcore more aimed at female viewers.
Sounds nice, but I couldn't fint it on any torrent sites :(
 

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cumswapping is when the girl gets a load of *** in her mouth, and then transfer it to another girl then back again, and they play with it.

gosh, u guys need to watch more porn!!!
:)
 

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Target_100 said:
I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
You really gotta see the veins on that johnson don't you?
 

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The older Emmanuelle movies (the french ones starring Sylvia Kristel) are great softcore porn flicks. My favorite is Emmanuelle 2, the one with Catherine Rivet. She's so freakin cute.
 

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Master Bates said:
The older Emmanuelle movies (the french ones starring Sylvia Kristel) are great softcore porn flicks. My favorite is Emmanuelle 2, the one with Catherine Rivet. She's so freakin cute.
Oh sh!t, Sylvia Kristel!!! Whatever you do, don't google up any recent pics of her, as she has transcended into old hagdom. Preserve your youthful memories of her.:nervous:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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