"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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DELILAH

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Like on HBO?
Show her something from porno tube or whatever.
 

Target_100

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I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
 

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Women: Stories of passion. That Showtime series is written by women and has softcore more aimed at female viewers.
 

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Target_100 said:
I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
<supergeek>If you have an XBOx 360 hooked up to it, you can stream it from your PC. Also if your set has a VGA input, get a splitter and hook it up.</supergeek>
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Target_100

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Blackmm said:
Women: Stories of passion. That Showtime series is written by women and has softcore more aimed at female viewers.
Sounds nice, but I couldn't fint it on any torrent sites :(
 

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cumswapping is when the girl gets a load of *** in her mouth, and then transfer it to another girl then back again, and they play with it.

gosh, u guys need to watch more porn!!!
:)
 

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Target_100 said:
I cant show porn on the PC, thats just lame, its gotta be downloadable and viewable on my new Pioneer 50"
You really gotta see the veins on that johnson don't you?
 

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The older Emmanuelle movies (the french ones starring Sylvia Kristel) are great softcore porn flicks. My favorite is Emmanuelle 2, the one with Catherine Rivet. She's so freakin cute.
 

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Master Bates said:
The older Emmanuelle movies (the french ones starring Sylvia Kristel) are great softcore porn flicks. My favorite is Emmanuelle 2, the one with Catherine Rivet. She's so freakin cute.
Oh sh!t, Sylvia Kristel!!! Whatever you do, don't google up any recent pics of her, as she has transcended into old hagdom. Preserve your youthful memories of her.:nervous:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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