"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Soccer Is Whack

TheMainMan

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BTW, 1 Billion people tuned in to watch the last Super Bowl, which is 1/5th of the world's population, so I guess it's not just popular in America.
Yeah double that figure and you've got the number of fans who saw the 2006 Football world Cup Final.

More than 2 Billion viewers will also watch the 2011 Cricket World Cup-
http://www.southasiabiz.com/2006/05/world_cup_cricket_2011_to_have.html

Just admit it America football is sh*te.

And by the way its not called soccer its called football. We invented the game and the language, and under the English language football refers to the global game of 11 v 11 who kick a circular ball at each other goal.

Your game is 'American Football' not football as the rest of the world know it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Soupar

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TheMainMan said:
Yeah double that figure and you've got the number of fans who saw the 2006 Football world Cup Final.

More than 2 Billion viewers will also watch the 2011 Cricket World Cup-
http://www.southasiabiz.com/2006/05/world_cup_cricket_2011_to_have.html

Just admit it America football is sh*te.

And by the way its not called soccer its called football. We invented the game and the language, and under the English language football refers to the global game of 11 v 11 who kick a circular ball at each other goal.

Your game is 'American Football' not football as the rest of the world know it.
Well your game is 'Soccer' not football as america knows it you british tw@t. So what if you invented the language, we still kicked you ass in the revolution. So who's the real winners here? Britain is america's b!tch, deal with it. If i had crooked teeth and an annoying accent i'd be a cvnt too.

Oh and soccer is for pvssies
 

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only 1 game in the world i ENJOY watching and its rugby union.... soccer does nothing for me it sucks. mind you i like to wear soccer shorts all the time they are so ocmfy and PERFECT workout clothes
 

CLOONEY

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Soupar said:
Well your game is 'Soccer' not football as america knows it you british tw@t. So what if you invented the language, we still kicked you ass in the revolution. So who's the real winners here? Britain is america's b!tch, deal with it. If i had crooked teeth and an annoying accent i'd be a cvnt too.

Oh and soccer is for pvssies
G your tough!

And Mexico beat off the Spanish did they not? The Huns ravaged the Romans.

Im from Australia, and I find the American accent annoying, especially from the South.

Anyone can twist anything around, hence why there are professional 'spin doctors'.

But facts are facts, and futbal (soccer), whatever you want to call it, is without doubt, the biggest spectacle in the world. If its puzzy because you say it is, then I think I might stop playing it!! Yeah. I boxed for several years, very competitively, I have played futbal for several years also, while Boxing is without doubt far more physically taxing, I appreciate the skills from futbal just as much.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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