"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So what's the verdict on the masturbation?

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Black Casanova

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Is it bad for the game, good, or indifferent?

i'm talking once a day, every other day

Right now I'm on Day 13 without it
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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NYC Dude

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Some people say it has biological effects, some say psychological, other say none at all. In my opinion everyone's reaction is different. Some people get a good vibe when they haven't masturbated for weeks and are succesful, and still others are successful even though they masturbate multiple times daily.
 

dannowillbookem

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psh i cant hold out on masturbation unless i absolutely have to, but when i do its great. like i'm a songwriter and i came out with a beatles-esque great number when i went on vacation with my family and didnt masturbate for a week. i always am like i should quit for a week and let things flow but it never happens lol.

i'm so horny...
 

08aisaac

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Well If I am really horny I will just cyber. Might as well please two people at once.
 

TheNewGuy

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Originally posted by 08aisaac
Well If I am really horny I will just cyber. Might as well please two people at once.
If you like pleasing 50 year old fat hair guys posing as teenage girls... sure.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Jerky Boi

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Haha, wow what have these forums come to? Sometimes it's good to hold out for a while. Kinda builds a little self- control over time.
 

08aisaac

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oh I make sure. lol. No 50 year old man would go through al of that crap for a little cyber.lol
 

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Lately I have taken a new light on masterbation in general: I set aside 15-20 minutes a few times a week and go through a routine...

Firm grip around head, pull straight out 25 sec
Pull up 25 sec
pull left 25sec
Pull right 25 sec
Pull down 25 sec
Pull straight again for 4 sets of 25 sec (right after another)

Inbetween the stretching sets I "shake" myself against my leg to help bloodflow

Next I do PC flexes
25 as fast as I can
25 2 second holds
25 where I tighten for 5 seconds, hold for 5 seconds, then release for 5 seconds

Then I jelk
1 minute straight
1 minute against the curve
5 minutes straight

I take a few min to get fully arroused, then I lube a ziplock bag and wedge it between my matress and box spring and thrust into it for a minute. Relax and go regular for afew minutes, then thrust for another 5 minutes hard... then I finish as normal.

Not only is the climax during masterbation more enjoyable... In one month I have had great improvement in my sexual performace (I held an erection for 5 min of oral sex and 50 minutes of vaginal a few days ago), my erection is harder, and I think it may even be slightly longer than it was just a few weeks ago.

Theres more info on the stretches and jelquing and pc flexes in the anything else forum I think.
 

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In some modern energetic practices (thing like yoga), It is said that frequent EJACULATION is bad for you in many ways including physically and energetically. This is because it is beleived (and proven, actually) ejaculation is a release of huge amounts of your most densest energy. You lose vital sexual energy which not noly affects your sex drive, but also greatly affects your physical body. Therefore it is much better to learn to orgasm without ejaculating. However, this is not to say that ejaculation should be completely avoided, it is possible to do so but one must be fairly knowledgeable of the energy body to accomodate the change. I have read that it is recommended to ejaculate every 1-2 weeks.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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