"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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so u want to be an ******* learn from this guy!

sheep-man

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hey hey all u dudes out there that arent *******s yet! having trouble becoming one! check out http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.phtml this guy is like an emperour of *******ness his like my new idol! serious read some of his storys there helerious every signle one has made me laugh at least once! there funny but also show u how u too can be more of an ******* and thats a bonus but for those who are already major *******s still check out some of the storys coz there good, newayz laterz
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Ripper

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Tucker Max is a fvckin legend. He makes me :crackup:
 

WaterTiger

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OMG! That guy is freaking hysterical! He's insane!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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faisal

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Yeah, I read all those a couple of years ago. ****ing hilarious. Hopefully I forgot some of the stories so I can read them and laugh all over again!
 

DJDamage

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The only thing I give props to Tucker Max is for picking up attractive girls such as this:

http://www.tuckermax.com/images/pictures/weddingpic.jpg

and having a great ideas to tell stories. This guy is a stright shooter and I am willing to bet that he embellished some of his stories to make them funnier in order to be famous and make money (I am not taking anything away from his ability to pickup women but not everything he tells you is what really happened).
 
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