hey hey all u dudes out there that arent *******s yet! having trouble becoming one! check out http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.phtml this guy is like an emperour of *******ness his like my new idol! serious read some of his storys there helerious every signle one has made me laugh at least once! there funny but also show u how u too can be more of an ******* and thats a bonus but for those who are already major *******s still check out some of the storys coz there good, newayz laterz
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
so u want to be an ******* learn from this guy!
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
OMG! That guy is freaking hysterical! He's insane!
Docs
Banned
I read the texas trip just now...just...wow. wow.. wow ..wow ..wow ..wow ..wow ..wow..
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The only thing I give props to Tucker Max is for picking up attractive girls such as this:
http://www.tuckermax.com/images/pictures/weddingpic.jpg
and having a great ideas to tell stories. This guy is a stright shooter and I am willing to bet that he embellished some of his stories to make them funnier in order to be famous and make money (I am not taking anything away from his ability to pickup women but not everything he tells you is what really happened).
http://www.tuckermax.com/images/pictures/weddingpic.jpg
and having a great ideas to tell stories. This guy is a stright shooter and I am willing to bet that he embellished some of his stories to make them funnier in order to be famous and make money (I am not taking anything away from his ability to pickup women but not everything he tells you is what really happened).
Kev07
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tucker max changed my life. i love him