hey hey all u dudes out there that arent *******s yet! having trouble becoming one! check out http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.phtml this guy is like an emperour of *******ness his like my new idol! serious read some of his storys there helerious every signle one has made me laugh at least once! there funny but also show u how u too can be more of an ******* and thats a bonus but for those who are already major *******s still check out some of the storys coz there good, newayz laterz
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
so u want to be an ******* learn from this guy!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
OMG! That guy is freaking hysterical! He's insane!
Docs
Banned
I read the texas trip just now...just...wow. wow.. wow ..wow ..wow ..wow ..wow ..wow..
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The only thing I give props to Tucker Max is for picking up attractive girls such as this:
http://www.tuckermax.com/images/pictures/weddingpic.jpg
and having a great ideas to tell stories. This guy is a stright shooter and I am willing to bet that he embellished some of his stories to make them funnier in order to be famous and make money (I am not taking anything away from his ability to pickup women but not everything he tells you is what really happened).
http://www.tuckermax.com/images/pictures/weddingpic.jpg
and having a great ideas to tell stories. This guy is a stright shooter and I am willing to bet that he embellished some of his stories to make them funnier in order to be famous and make money (I am not taking anything away from his ability to pickup women but not everything he tells you is what really happened).
Kev07
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tucker max changed my life. i love him