"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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So the HOT teacher is hitting on you....Would you?

XMinister

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How do you guys personally feel about getting involved with teachers? I recently read this article about teachers sleeping with students and quoted it in my own blog. I've been a member of the sosuave community since high school, but I've never given this any thought until how.

I'm interested in seeing how you guys feel about banging the hottest teacher in school. I feel like it was every guy's fantasy, but would ya'll really go through with it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I banged one of my professor's assistants in college a purtera rican chick very hot....she was a regular at our frat house and we were semi dating for a while before we both broke it off

and to my surprise, she was my teacher next semester for one of my classes....i was shocked....classmates were congratulating me when i told them...her being my professor, i wanted to bang her some more but she was already involved in a serious relationship at that point...so i would sit there in class remembering the blow jobs she gave me and pounding her ass...while she was talking...and actually i wasn't an awkward situation, she was still very nice and even flirtatious at times....probably could have gotten her back but i was involved with other chicks as well at the time..
 

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Yeah, it seems like these teachers get exposed pretty easily. I guess it's that hard for students to keep their mouth shut about such an achievement. Yeah, it seems like a win win for the student.

Mauser 96 bought up an interesting point though. I wouldn't imagine such negatives on his part. Interesting.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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how can people mock you from ****ing an hot teacher ? If shes hot and really hitting on you then by no means do it!
 

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As surprising as it may be, it actually happened to me before. One of my teachers saw me at my locker and started giving me a shoulder massage from behind while asking me how it was going. She switched to a back rub quickly after. I Was too young to truly understand what was going on, so nothing ever happened. And I think she was pregnant at the time so one way or the other it was a no go. She wasn't hot either, looking back she was slightly above doable.
 

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Mauser96 said:
Odd you mention that. The teacher I referrred to was in the last trimester of pregnancy as well. And she WAS hot.

What I don't get....is if she wanted sex, she could have gotten it from someone her OWN age and at worst, lost her marriage. Now, she will never work again as a teacher, lost her kids and husband, and will perpetually be looked upon as a pedophile. Wherever she goes, once recognized, it will be murmured....all for a fling with someone who didn't know what he was doing.
Interesting, though I doubt anyone excluding the legal system, the mindless parrots, and other women would truly view an attractive woman as a pedofile. Just another one of the double standards of life. And I believe my teacher was a month or two beyond the "not bending over to pick things up" stage. Guessing that would be the second trimester.

And its also interesting about your son's friend. I've always thought about how others would have viewed me if I had done something with my teacher (and we got caught), and the thought has never been positive.
 

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Mauser96 said:
Well, probably as he gets older, he will not mind. Now? He is referred to as teacher ****er, and everytime he meets someone new, it comes up.

All I can tell you, is I know his family fairly well and it has been quite hard on his Mom. They live in a Town of 2000, so everyone knows.
If your family is a bunch of church frreaks who condeem sex then maybe, but my family is not like that.

That would actually be considered as high value in my social circle, as long as shes hot, of course. And even if it wasnt, yould just need to keep your mouth shut. would it be that hard?

Edit: if he lives in a town of 2000 maybe is biggest concern should be getting the hell out of there?

2Edit: just want to enphasize the fact that on your story its all their fault. One of them, maybe the teacher or maybe your frieand - or both - are extremely dumb for not being able to shut up.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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definitely without a doubt

and I'd brag to all my friends, but only in person and when I'm sure no untrustworthy/unwanted people can hear

I'd of course take pics or something for proof.

if we get caught, I'd probably be the school badass among the men

and I'd just vehemently refuse to help with the trial against her in any way shape or form and then it'd be pretty much impossible to prosecute her.
 

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Mauser96 said:
No you wouldn't. I am going to go check you r posts now for age, what are you 13? His own family (and yours I hope too) was aghast at this and turned over his phone, etc to police. he had no say in it. NONE. Nor would you. If you don't testify, you get contempt of court. Please think before you type.
first off, you're taking a theoretical scenario a little seriously,

second off, how could he have been sure no one would hear him if his boss was nearby? might as well have talked about it in the school office while he was at it.

I am almost 100% that you can't ever be forced to testify.

your family being against you does seem like a problem, ideally you'd be able to talk them into calming down

realistically, hide your phone and/or delete the incriminating stuff.
 

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Thank you for your words of wisdom:)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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