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Master Don Juan
That looks amazing!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute... BORAT [merged]
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
It's brilliant satire. I loved the scene of the professional matchmaking b*tch interviewing Borat. I mean, the whole bit about American women having no idea how to plow fields. It's biting social commentary because interchange 'plow' with 'cook' and the brilliance is obvious, even in the mannerisms. :crackup:
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Iz nice 
Teflon_Mcgee
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Just for all you who don't know, Cohen (Borat) is really Jewish.comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!Teflon_Mcgee said:
That is awesome.
comic_relief
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Threads "Borat: Dating Service" and "Borat Movie" merged with pre-existing thread "so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute".
Apparently there's been a lot of backlash because of this movie. Like the drunken college students are sueing because they feel that because they were drunk when they signed the waivers it shouldn't count. They're getting a lot of crap for what they said apparently.
That movie had so many great parts and the fact that so much of it was unadultered reactions makes it so much better. I like to describe it as the jackass of drama.
This movie is histerical and everyone in the theatre was dying laughing by the end.
Go see it if you haven't.
That movie had so many great parts and the fact that so much of it was unadultered reactions makes it so much better. I like to describe it as the jackass of drama.
This movie is histerical and everyone in the theatre was dying laughing by the end.
Go see it if you haven't.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
in my country, they would go crazy for these two(points to the two daughters)...but not so much...(points to the older wife)
hahahaha
hahahaha
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I hear that some frat guys were pressing charges. Does anyone know why?
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
DJ_in_making said:
hahaha ya bro Borat is getting sued left and right.
I think its because of the racist remarks they did, they're pressing charges against borat for not tellling them its gonna be aired or something...
DJ_in_making said:
There are a lot of people that are going to sue the makers of this movie. Apparently they knew they were being filmed but they claim they were mislead into thinking it was a documentery(spelling?). anyways even the Romanian town where the movie started is going to be filing a lawsuit claiming he paid them 5 dollars each to put animals in their house and they thought he was making a documentary to help them but instead mocks them lol.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Skel said:
hahaha, ya he did the same thing with the feminst krew. They thought he was intrested in learning abou them but instead mocks them.
:crackup:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
people have way too many problems with letting themselves being made fun of. They need to stop being such pvssies and learn to let go of their ego. So what if you are made fun of a little bit. I would look back on it and laugh my @$$ off.
Plus I would be famous.
comic_relief
Plus I would be famous.
comic_relief
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
I heard there was a woman in Tennessee who's suing him as well. Seems she was a news anchor or something and didn't realize he was spoofing. After the movie came out she got fired for being tricked and is now considered "unemployable" in her field. She's asking for mental duress and...some other charge, I don't remember.
shydude
Master Don Juan
Nice!!