izza
Master Don Juan
That looks amazing!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute... BORAT [merged]
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
It's brilliant satire. I loved the scene of the professional matchmaking b*tch interviewing Borat. I mean, the whole bit about American women having no idea how to plow fields. It's biting social commentary because interchange 'plow' with 'cook' and the brilliance is obvious, even in the mannerisms. :crackup:
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Iz nice 
Teflon_Mcgee
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Just for all you who don't know, Cohen (Borat) is really Jewish.comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!Teflon_Mcgee said:
That is awesome.
comic_relief
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Threads "Borat: Dating Service" and "Borat Movie" merged with pre-existing thread "so please, come see my film, if it not success, i will be execute".
Apparently there's been a lot of backlash because of this movie. Like the drunken college students are sueing because they feel that because they were drunk when they signed the waivers it shouldn't count. They're getting a lot of crap for what they said apparently.
That movie had so many great parts and the fact that so much of it was unadultered reactions makes it so much better. I like to describe it as the jackass of drama.
This movie is histerical and everyone in the theatre was dying laughing by the end.
Go see it if you haven't.
That movie had so many great parts and the fact that so much of it was unadultered reactions makes it so much better. I like to describe it as the jackass of drama.
This movie is histerical and everyone in the theatre was dying laughing by the end.
Go see it if you haven't.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
in my country, they would go crazy for these two(points to the two daughters)...but not so much...(points to the older wife)
hahahaha
hahahaha
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I hear that some frat guys were pressing charges. Does anyone know why?
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
DJ_in_making said:
hahaha ya bro Borat is getting sued left and right.
I think its because of the racist remarks they did, they're pressing charges against borat for not tellling them its gonna be aired or something...
DJ_in_making said:
There are a lot of people that are going to sue the makers of this movie. Apparently they knew they were being filmed but they claim they were mislead into thinking it was a documentery(spelling?). anyways even the Romanian town where the movie started is going to be filing a lawsuit claiming he paid them 5 dollars each to put animals in their house and they thought he was making a documentary to help them but instead mocks them lol.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
Skel said:
hahaha, ya he did the same thing with the feminst krew. They thought he was intrested in learning abou them but instead mocks them.
:crackup:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
people have way too many problems with letting themselves being made fun of. They need to stop being such pvssies and learn to let go of their ego. So what if you are made fun of a little bit. I would look back on it and laugh my @$$ off.
Plus I would be famous.
comic_relief
Plus I would be famous.
comic_relief
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
I heard there was a woman in Tennessee who's suing him as well. Seems she was a news anchor or something and didn't realize he was spoofing. After the movie came out she got fired for being tricked and is now considered "unemployable" in her field. She's asking for mental duress and...some other charge, I don't remember.
shydude
Master Don Juan
Nice!!