"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So my GF posted this note on facebook...
- Thread starter Triple T
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
GaryUranga
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THen i just countered with "What do YOU think of me then?"
Edit:
Alright well she replied wiiith:
"
i think you are funny, sweet, nice, cute, caring, loveable, muscular, screaamish hahaha, always fun to be around, amzing, trustworthy, thoughtful, outgoing, & you have a gorgeeoouuuss smile"
awwwwe...how cute.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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don't relpy. still.
or just reply with saying she knows how you feel, and you don't need to express it through facebook.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Beast from the East
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Have you banged her?Triple T said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DonGorgon
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Any serious response on facebook will make you sound AFC.
Either ignore it or throw in something funny like "you are a piece of meat but you also have brains which is why I keep on chasing you"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
haha not yet...Beast from the East said:
But she shows tons of interest, shes basically chasing after me.
Talking to me on MSN right when I log in, going over to my table when I'm eating lunch with friends.
Seems like she talks about me lots too...her friends bet with her that she couldn't talk about me for 2 days straight.
lol you guys predicted right...bunch of guys were like "Your my friend"
Then this one guy is like "Your more than a friend...your family"
this is entertaining...watching guys trying to get my girl
but all the other chicks she knows wrote a fricken essay about what she means to them
...girls these days
She is attention whoring i guess...for her message thingy on facebook she put "Reply to my note!"