Korrupt
Banned
Actually assh*le by two and mean by one. What the hell is wrong with girls these days?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
So, I've been called an a$$h0le by three different girls this past week...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Kailex
Master Don Juan
Not necessarily.Kal0051 said:
He needs to elaborate more on the situations that are happening in order to merit those "compliments".
Just because a woman calls you an a$$hole or a jerk or mean, it doesn't mean that you are doing something "right" every time. They very well could be meaning what they are saying. There's a fine line between C&F and genuinely being a bipedal bag of douche.
CarlitosWay
Master Don Juan
Yeah for example if he tried to PIIHB (put it in her butt) and she says "NO *******" It's so totally uncalled for and she's in the wrong. Just saying.:yes:Kailex said:
DonGorgon
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nope its only right if its getting you layed quickly and cheaply... everything else is wrong.Kal0051 said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Igetit!
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Korrupt said:
What's wrong with the girls? What the hell is wrong with YOU?
You went to girl 1,she called you a asz-hole.
You went to girl 2,she called you a asz-hole.
You went to girl 3,she called you mean.
Three different girls,three different scenarios,but ALL with the same end-result.
I don't know what's up with the girls,but I do know this....
in each situation,YOU were there.
Wherever YOU went,the term "asz-hole" followed.
So like Kailex said,you might want to have a look at what it is you're doing and saying that's causing you to get these responses.
On the positive side,if these girls are relatively new,you probably still have a chance of dating them if you want.
You'd probably need to tone down the "a-holeish" behavior a tad,though.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
You're overcompensating.
Send them burnt CDs with a picture of you crying, like you really want to.
Send them burnt CDs with a picture of you crying, like you really want to.
Korrupt
Banned
If I had a point to prove about negativity on this forum, it would have been proven. Fortunately, I just made this topic for sh!ts. Anyways, you want the stories?
I had already met and knew (to some degree) the girls.
#1
Made fun of the girls tan. Told her it looked like she chipped off a piece of the (painted orange) wall, brought it to the tanning salon and said, "I want to look like THIS."
#2
Weightlifting class at College. My buddy and one of the girls is playing a game of "throw and catch" with a medicine ball while standing on those half bouncy-balls. She drops the ball and tells me to pick it up and give it to her, I say, "I think you're good, you got it," and kick it to her, some other guy picks it up and gives it to her.
No story for the third. Teasing = mean.
I had already met and knew (to some degree) the girls.
#1
Made fun of the girls tan. Told her it looked like she chipped off a piece of the (painted orange) wall, brought it to the tanning salon and said, "I want to look like THIS."
#2
Weightlifting class at College. My buddy and one of the girls is playing a game of "throw and catch" with a medicine ball while standing on those half bouncy-balls. She drops the ball and tells me to pick it up and give it to her, I say, "I think you're good, you got it," and kick it to her, some other guy picks it up and gives it to her.
No story for the third. Teasing = mean.
CarlitosWay
Master Don Juan
....lol anyways, if you're getting action , do what you got to do.Korrupt said:If I had a point to prove about negativity on this forum, it would have been proven. Fortunately, I just made this topic for sh!ts. Anyways, you want the stories?
I had already met and knew (to some degree) the girls.
#1
Made fun of the girls tan. Told her it looked like she chipped off a piece of the (painted orange) wall, brought it to the tanning salon and said, "I want to look like THIS."
A lot of girls obsess 24/7 about their looks(hell 90%), this def was a little overboard, it could get pulled off yet you have too be a smooth mofo
#2
Weightlifting class at College. My buddy and one of the girls is playing a game of "throw and catch" with a medicine ball while standing on those half bouncy-balls. She drops the ball and tells me to pick it up and give it to her, I say, "I think you're good, you got it," and kick it to her, some other guy picks it up and gives it to her.
No story for the third. Teasing = mean.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Korrupt said:
First, chicks don't like to be told they are ugly, fat, or anything else about their looks. The way to a girl's heart is not by teasing her looks, but rather silently admiring it (wanting to fuvk her). She wants a guy that will fuvk her brains out, not ridicule her tan, hair, weight, or whatever. You should keep your mouth shut. The more you talk, the more you will lose women. Let your eyes do the talking.
Second, when she dropped that you should have smiled and said "here you go sweetheart, next time pay attention". The second time she demanded something of you, then you can say "you high or something? Pick up your own shivt.".
Mean does not equal attractive. Teasing is not being mean. Mean equals ridicule, anger, and spitefullness. All negatives that women do not like in guys (unless they are already in love with you).
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
let me ask you..
would you be doing this if you were not attracted to these women?
would you be doing this if you were not attracted to these women?
Korrupt
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You obviously have a point to make, so make it.backbreaker said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
wtf?
wow, apparently they were right. chill pill dude.
wow, apparently they were right. chill pill dude.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Korrupt
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This is good news.backbreaker said:
moneyisking
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he's not a pu$$y at least. Looks like you are gifted with being an a$$hole. ITS a gift! not many people feel good to be an a$$hole. it means you are much more likely to not give a dam about what woman thinks. congrats