"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
so i'm going to a underwear themed party
- Thread starter WishIWas
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
PuertoRican_Lover
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MindOverMatter
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white_hype
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ive seen-
1- tights with a pink thong over it (guy)
2-jock strap w/nothing else (guy)
3-baseball sliding shorts with toolbelt over them and a little vest with no shirt underneath (guy)
i got more but those were the best; they were friends and it was ****ing hilarious, i laughed for 2 mins straight when i saw them, wear somin like that and everyone will come up to you saying awesome costume etc
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
.Since you are willing to go, I assume that you have a "nice" body... So don't sweat it. Oh oh I almost forgot, something that can definitely make you stand out: do the male strippers' dance moves if you can, but you better be good and convincing, and don't forget to look real confident.
Have fun.
squirrels
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Sumo outfit?
Alen-Delon
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
white_hype
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yea, they are just like tights but shorts, they go a little less than halfway down the thigh and are skin tight