"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
so i'm going to a underwear themed party
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PuertoRican_Lover
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MindOverMatter
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white_hype
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ive seen-
1- tights with a pink thong over it (guy)
2-jock strap w/nothing else (guy)
3-baseball sliding shorts with toolbelt over them and a little vest with no shirt underneath (guy)
i got more but those were the best; they were friends and it was ****ing hilarious, i laughed for 2 mins straight when i saw them, wear somin like that and everyone will come up to you saying awesome costume etc
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Le Parisien
Master Don Juan
.Since you are willing to go, I assume that you have a "nice" body... So don't sweat it. Oh oh I almost forgot, something that can definitely make you stand out: do the male strippers' dance moves if you can, but you better be good and convincing, and don't forget to look real confident.
Have fun.
squirrels
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Sumo outfit?
Alen-Delon
Senior Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
white_hype
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yea, they are just like tights but shorts, they go a little less than halfway down the thigh and are skin tight