"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So I'm banging this chick and...

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So I'm on top of this chick right, and all of a sudden her ***** just floods. Freaked me out becuase that has never happoned ot me before.

Anyway to the point... wtf was this? Also the the condom got shlacked to my penis and it hurt like hell to get off. Basically I want to know if this is what happons when a condom breaks?

If not what does it feel like when one does becuase this occurance got me to thinking.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sounds like she's a squirter. Girls c*m too, ya know - some more than others.
 
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either a lot of *** or you just got your first golden shower
 
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Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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no!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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At least it wasn't another "I was eating her out and she farted..." type posts... :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i lol'd
 
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