"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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So I'm banging this chick and...

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So I'm on top of this chick right, and all of a sudden her ***** just floods. Freaked me out becuase that has never happoned ot me before.

Anyway to the point... wtf was this? Also the the condom got shlacked to my penis and it hurt like hell to get off. Basically I want to know if this is what happons when a condom breaks?

If not what does it feel like when one does becuase this occurance got me to thinking.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sounds like she's a squirter. Girls c*m too, ya know - some more than others.
 
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either a lot of *** or you just got your first golden shower
 
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Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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no!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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At least it wasn't another "I was eating her out and she farted..." type posts... :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i lol'd
 
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