"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So I'm banging this chick and...

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So I'm on top of this chick right, and all of a sudden her ***** just floods. Freaked me out becuase that has never happoned ot me before.

Anyway to the point... wtf was this? Also the the condom got shlacked to my penis and it hurt like hell to get off. Basically I want to know if this is what happons when a condom breaks?

If not what does it feel like when one does becuase this occurance got me to thinking.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sounds like she's a squirter. Girls c*m too, ya know - some more than others.
 
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either a lot of *** or you just got your first golden shower
 
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Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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no!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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At least it wasn't another "I was eating her out and she farted..." type posts... :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i lol'd
 
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