"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So I'm banging this chick and...

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So I'm on top of this chick right, and all of a sudden her ***** just floods. Freaked me out becuase that has never happoned ot me before.

Anyway to the point... wtf was this? Also the the condom got shlacked to my penis and it hurt like hell to get off. Basically I want to know if this is what happons when a condom breaks?

If not what does it feel like when one does becuase this occurance got me to thinking.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sounds like she's a squirter. Girls c*m too, ya know - some more than others.
 
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either a lot of *** or you just got your first golden shower
 
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Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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no!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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At least it wasn't another "I was eating her out and she farted..." type posts... :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by italostud
Maybe she's preggo and you poked the baby in the stomach too many times and it puked in her?
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i lol'd
 
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