...and found this.
http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64765
April Fools b!tches! I'm drunk!
http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64765
April Fools b!tches! I'm drunk!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
So I was just browsing on the mystery forum...
- Thread starter ChrizZ
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ThunderMaverick
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I see April Fools jokes flying around here like a swarm of locus.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
They are just trying to capitalize on other markets.
taiyuu_otoko
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dude, selling pick up teckniques to gay guys would be like selling microwaveable snakeoil packets at a shoe designers convention in minnesota during a power outage.
My Name is Nobody
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It's all about the benjamins. Even though I don't think it's much harder for a gay guy to get laid than a woman.
virtual_insanity
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Omg It's An April Fools Joke You Idiots.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
KarmaSutra
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Stranger things have happened.
Style is a chick in a suit and S/he was able to score and get you guys believeing he's not the most effeminate thing on two legs.
In the pic it looks like Carlos Xuma is being lovingly held by the taller guy.
Perhaps a jab at his Alpha Man work?
Style is a chick in a suit and S/he was able to score and get you guys believeing he's not the most effeminate thing on two legs.
In the pic it looks like Carlos Xuma is being lovingly held by the taller guy.
Perhaps a jab at his Alpha Man work?
So it is an April Fools joke? LOL OMFG... not. I've heard a decent amount of talk about it in the seduction world and it didn't seem that far out. The only problem would be the fact that almost everyone in the community found it by googling 'h0w 2 gt grls'...