...and found this.
http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64765
April Fools b!tches! I'm drunk!
http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64765
April Fools b!tches! I'm drunk!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
So I was just browsing on the mystery forum...
- Thread starter ChrizZ
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ThunderMaverick
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I see April Fools jokes flying around here like a swarm of locus.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
They are just trying to capitalize on other markets.
taiyuu_otoko
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dude, selling pick up teckniques to gay guys would be like selling microwaveable snakeoil packets at a shoe designers convention in minnesota during a power outage.
My Name is Nobody
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It's all about the benjamins. Even though I don't think it's much harder for a gay guy to get laid than a woman.
virtual_insanity
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Omg It's An April Fools Joke You Idiots.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
KarmaSutra
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Stranger things have happened.
Style is a chick in a suit and S/he was able to score and get you guys believeing he's not the most effeminate thing on two legs.
In the pic it looks like Carlos Xuma is being lovingly held by the taller guy.
Perhaps a jab at his Alpha Man work?
Style is a chick in a suit and S/he was able to score and get you guys believeing he's not the most effeminate thing on two legs.
In the pic it looks like Carlos Xuma is being lovingly held by the taller guy.
Perhaps a jab at his Alpha Man work?
So it is an April Fools joke? LOL OMFG... not. I've heard a decent amount of talk about it in the seduction world and it didn't seem that far out. The only problem would be the fact that almost everyone in the community found it by googling 'h0w 2 gt grls'...