...and found this.
http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64765
April Fools b!tches! I'm drunk!
http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64765
April Fools b!tches! I'm drunk!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
So I was just browsing on the mystery forum...
- Thread starter ChrizZ
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ThunderMaverick
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I see April Fools jokes flying around here like a swarm of locus.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
They are just trying to capitalize on other markets.
taiyuu_otoko
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dude, selling pick up teckniques to gay guys would be like selling microwaveable snakeoil packets at a shoe designers convention in minnesota during a power outage.
My Name is Nobody
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It's all about the benjamins. Even though I don't think it's much harder for a gay guy to get laid than a woman.
virtual_insanity
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Omg It's An April Fools Joke You Idiots.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
KarmaSutra
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Stranger things have happened.
Style is a chick in a suit and S/he was able to score and get you guys believeing he's not the most effeminate thing on two legs.
In the pic it looks like Carlos Xuma is being lovingly held by the taller guy.
Perhaps a jab at his Alpha Man work?
Style is a chick in a suit and S/he was able to score and get you guys believeing he's not the most effeminate thing on two legs.
In the pic it looks like Carlos Xuma is being lovingly held by the taller guy.
Perhaps a jab at his Alpha Man work?
So it is an April Fools joke? LOL OMFG... not. I've heard a decent amount of talk about it in the seduction world and it didn't seem that far out. The only problem would be the fact that almost everyone in the community found it by googling 'h0w 2 gt grls'...