"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So I see 2 cute girls, what do i do?

odjn

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Hello gurus,

Just about 15 minutes ago, I was walking up the street and I saw 2 cute girls who are probably between 19-21 years old. I was was very attracted to both of them and wanted to ask them if they wanted to blaze, and they seemed like the party types. However I was wearing plain shorts and a stripped yellow dorky t shirt, so i dunno if they would be attracted to me in the first place. As the shy guy I am, I just walked by...

Should I have asked them to smoke a joint with me? Or is there another way to introduce myself without looking like a creepo?:crackup: Next time I will DEFINETELY do something.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Sperminator

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I would never go up to a random stranger and be like you want to blaze thats retarded lol. You will look dumb as hell especially if they don't smoke. Just say hi to them with a smile and how they are doing usually works.
 

Acq

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smoking a joint together is a nice idea ;)
 

r0cky

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Dude... never offer a girl you barely know to get high with you. Its horrible for your image, even if she is also a pot head. Dont create a meet up that revolves around the idea of getting high together.
There's no magic line or story that we can tell you which you can use if this were to happen tomorrow. You must have already been prepared, you must already have the confidence to walk up to a stranger and open a convo. This is why a lot of us go out sarging. To be prepared so that when we see that beautiful girl walk by, we'll have the confidence to say something.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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