"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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so i have sores on the head of my genitalia shaft

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so i got two big red patches on the top of the head of my vein-encrusted-lady-choker. i was getting a really rough bj from my lady the other night and she kept rubbing her teeth there and it was hurting but i didn't say anything cause i didn't want her to be self consiouce and not put my weiner in her pie hole again.

she did again the night after and it hurt even worse (because of the night before i suppose) and i had some nasty blisters (which have since sudsided) the next day when i woke but have turned into really sore flakey red patches, and have been slathering them with Carmex. yes haha the lip balm

i dont get it. she's givin me some of the best head in my life before so i dont know what the deal is. we couldn't even have sex last night it was too painful. it was almost like it was purposful :( what the hell!? i didnt say anything cuz like i said, i dont want her to stop blowing me haha

my schlong looks like a buffalo chicken wing
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I like sosuave and all, but the Moderators really need to be more proactive about things. This guy should have been banned months ago.
 
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Those sores have reached your foaming mouth a long time ago Pee Dawggie. You should have never lapped at your spayed, diseased genitalia in the first place you crazy, rabid mutt.

The Mod's need to have you euthanized for your own good.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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haha! That reminds me of this time about a month ago I was ****ing a chick with her **** pierced.

I was having a great time with it but I wasn't too shaved down there, was due or a trimming and all, and my **** got entangled in her piercing a few times(barbell).

none the less all the pulling and tugging left some pretty bad looking things in my pubes, haha which were obviously a result of all the pulling.

I later trimmed up, and had to tell TWO other chicks I was smoking naked the cherry fell off on to me, hahahaha
 
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