“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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so i have sores on the head of my genitalia shaft

P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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so i got two big red patches on the top of the head of my vein-encrusted-lady-choker. i was getting a really rough bj from my lady the other night and she kept rubbing her teeth there and it was hurting but i didn't say anything cause i didn't want her to be self consiouce and not put my weiner in her pie hole again.

she did again the night after and it hurt even worse (because of the night before i suppose) and i had some nasty blisters (which have since sudsided) the next day when i woke but have turned into really sore flakey red patches, and have been slathering them with Carmex. yes haha the lip balm

i dont get it. she's givin me some of the best head in my life before so i dont know what the deal is. we couldn't even have sex last night it was too painful. it was almost like it was purposful :( what the hell!? i didnt say anything cuz like i said, i dont want her to stop blowing me haha

my schlong looks like a buffalo chicken wing
 

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I like sosuave and all, but the Moderators really need to be more proactive about things. This guy should have been banned months ago.
 

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Those sores have reached your foaming mouth a long time ago Pee Dawggie. You should have never lapped at your spayed, diseased genitalia in the first place you crazy, rabid mutt.

The Mod's need to have you euthanized for your own good.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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haha! That reminds me of this time about a month ago I was ****ing a chick with her **** pierced.

I was having a great time with it but I wasn't too shaved down there, was due or a trimming and all, and my **** got entangled in her piercing a few times(barbell).

none the less all the pulling and tugging left some pretty bad looking things in my pubes, haha which were obviously a result of all the pulling.

I later trimmed up, and had to tell TWO other chicks I was smoking naked the cherry fell off on to me, hahahaha
 
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