"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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so i have sores on the head of my genitalia shaft

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so i got two big red patches on the top of the head of my vein-encrusted-lady-choker. i was getting a really rough bj from my lady the other night and she kept rubbing her teeth there and it was hurting but i didn't say anything cause i didn't want her to be self consiouce and not put my weiner in her pie hole again.

she did again the night after and it hurt even worse (because of the night before i suppose) and i had some nasty blisters (which have since sudsided) the next day when i woke but have turned into really sore flakey red patches, and have been slathering them with Carmex. yes haha the lip balm

i dont get it. she's givin me some of the best head in my life before so i dont know what the deal is. we couldn't even have sex last night it was too painful. it was almost like it was purposful :( what the hell!? i didnt say anything cuz like i said, i dont want her to stop blowing me haha

my schlong looks like a buffalo chicken wing
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I like sosuave and all, but the Moderators really need to be more proactive about things. This guy should have been banned months ago.
 
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Those sores have reached your foaming mouth a long time ago Pee Dawggie. You should have never lapped at your spayed, diseased genitalia in the first place you crazy, rabid mutt.

The Mod's need to have you euthanized for your own good.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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haha! That reminds me of this time about a month ago I was ****ing a chick with her **** pierced.

I was having a great time with it but I wasn't too shaved down there, was due or a trimming and all, and my **** got entangled in her piercing a few times(barbell).

none the less all the pulling and tugging left some pretty bad looking things in my pubes, haha which were obviously a result of all the pulling.

I later trimmed up, and had to tell TWO other chicks I was smoking naked the cherry fell off on to me, hahahaha
 
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