"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Snakes on a Plane!

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mother****ing snakes.
 

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So its worth going to the cinema to see?

I was planning on it this wednesday. I heard its good but it does just look like some tacky action film thriller?

Is it more?



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honestly, it was one of the best movies ive seen in the theaters. The audience was really into it and cheering/laughing the whole time. It doesnt take itself to seriously, but thats what makes it so funny.:up:
 

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The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

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asdfghjkl said:
honestly, it was one of the best movies ive seen in the theaters. The audience was really into it and cheering/laughing the whole time. It doesnt take itself to seriously, but thats what makes it so funny.:up:
QFT

That movie was definately worth the ten bucks I paid to see it. There were at least five standing ovations throughout the movie by the audience and we all cheered whenever a snake attacked a character. If this doesn't win movie of the year, we just may have to unleash the snakes.:D
 

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It was the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Yet at the same time it was the best movie-going experience I've ever had.
 

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Gimmicks In The Theatre

LAWLS
 

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Hahaha! I saw it today. I was slightly disapointed but the movie still kicked ass! ROFL "Enough is enough! I am getting sick and tired of these mother-****ing snakes on this mother-****ing plane!!!"
 
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Yeah, as others are saying, this movie should definitely be seen with some friends and it'd be best to see it in a packed theater at night. The crowd gets REALLY into it, but it works perfectly with the movie.

Whatever you do, don't go see it at a Wednesday afternoon Matinee.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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saw it on opening night in a packed theater, definitely a great experience. The movie itself was ridiculously stupid, but that's what made it funny.
 

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I HATED it! It was utter trash but I didn't find it funny because I've seen this kind of thing done to death. It has surprised me to see anyone saying anything positive about it.

I think it's marketed to try and make it some kind of cult film. Clever marketing because it seems to be working.
 

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With this many people saying go see it....i will have too.

Possible to take a girl to see or is it purely something you should see with your mates?


I will be going on my "Orange Wednesdays"


So....girl or mates for this one....Considering i took a girl to go see "My super ex girlfriend" and ended up sleeping with her that night.


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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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WTF!!! it was good??? I thought Sammy J was just taking another bad role in a shatty movie...
 

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Tomatoes said:
Possible to take a girl to see or is it purely something you should see with your mates?
Bring everyone dude! The more people the better. If you have to choose just one though, then its up to you. I'm sure either one would be great.
 
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