"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Snakes on a Plane!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tomatoes
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I was planning on it this wednesday. I heard its good but it does just look like some tacky action film thriller?
Is it more?
Sarge On!
Brian20o2
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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QFTasdfghjkl said:honestly, it was one of the best movies ive seen in the theaters. The audience was really into it and cheering/laughing the whole time. It doesnt take itself to seriously, but thats what makes it so funny.
That movie was definately worth the ten bucks I paid to see it. There were at least five standing ovations throughout the movie by the audience and we all cheered whenever a snake attacked a character. If this doesn't win movie of the year, we just may have to unleash the snakes.
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The Living Legend
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Whatever you do, don't go see it at a Wednesday afternoon Matinee.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"Hails to the Playstation!"
BacardiGuy
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I think it's marketed to try and make it some kind of cult film. Clever marketing because it seems to be working.
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Tomatoes
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Possible to take a girl to see or is it purely something you should see with your mates?
I will be going on my "Orange Wednesdays"
So....girl or mates for this one....Considering i took a girl to go see "My super ex girlfriend" and ended up sleeping with her that night.
Sarge On!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Bring everyone dude! The more people the better. If you have to choose just one though, then its up to you. I'm sure either one would be great.Tomatoes said: