Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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jimjam

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I landed a new job where you can't eat lunch at your desk. Rather, you can eat lunch at your desk provided you're off the clock. I'd rather talk a walk or go outside on my lunch. Never worked at a place where they didn't let you eat lunch while working. However, they do allow you to eat snacks at the desk. Does anyone have any suggestions for the kind of snacks I may eat that can total up to 2,000 calories? So far I've been eating bananas, granola, the occasional bagel but it just doesn't cut it.

Thanks
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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foreverAFC

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hard boiled eggs, trail mix, protein bars
 

marmel75

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Peanut butter is pretty much crap...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt

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marmel75 said:
Peanut butter is pretty much crap...
I don't know if you're wrong or right, but I still eat a lot of it.

There's one long-term study that found eating peanut butter one meal a day would drop heart disease rick by 40%. It was conducted on nurses in hospital cafeterias. Maybe that finding doesn't apply to everybody.

Peanuts aren't really nuts. They grow in dirt, so they have a lot of mold and fungal spores, which is what people with peanut allergies have problems with.
 

speed dawg

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This isn't rocket science.

Any type of nuts are good for snack food. Raw vegetables too. Put ranch or whatever on there, it won't hurt. I eat a lot of apples with peanut butter for snack food. Boiled eggs as somebody else said.

Stay away from anything processed or loaded with sugar. That includes protein bars. Make a protein shake instead with greek yogurt, milk, fruit and whey protein. If you're taking in sugar, make sure it's fructose. Save the carbs for actual meals.
 
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