"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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jimjam

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Gents

I landed a new job where you can't eat lunch at your desk. Rather, you can eat lunch at your desk provided you're off the clock. I'd rather talk a walk or go outside on my lunch. Never worked at a place where they didn't let you eat lunch while working. However, they do allow you to eat snacks at the desk. Does anyone have any suggestions for the kind of snacks I may eat that can total up to 2,000 calories? So far I've been eating bananas, granola, the occasional bagel but it just doesn't cut it.

Thanks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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foreverAFC

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hard boiled eggs, trail mix, protein bars
 

marmel75

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Peanut butter is pretty much crap...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bible_Belt

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marmel75 said:
Peanut butter is pretty much crap...
I don't know if you're wrong or right, but I still eat a lot of it.

There's one long-term study that found eating peanut butter one meal a day would drop heart disease rick by 40%. It was conducted on nurses in hospital cafeterias. Maybe that finding doesn't apply to everybody.

Peanuts aren't really nuts. They grow in dirt, so they have a lot of mold and fungal spores, which is what people with peanut allergies have problems with.
 

speed dawg

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This isn't rocket science.

Any type of nuts are good for snack food. Raw vegetables too. Put ranch or whatever on there, it won't hurt. I eat a lot of apples with peanut butter for snack food. Boiled eggs as somebody else said.

Stay away from anything processed or loaded with sugar. That includes protein bars. Make a protein shake instead with greek yogurt, milk, fruit and whey protein. If you're taking in sugar, make sure it's fructose. Save the carbs for actual meals.
 
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