"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Smoothie Flavors

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There is a coffee shop that i frequent because it makes the most delicious smoothies...I usually like to get one for lunch when im on the run...Anyway there is this HB8 there..Shes a blonde...and she practically wears a bathing suit for her work outfit...All the female employees do...Ive been talking to her off an on for about a month now as I come into get my smoothie...So last week I came in and she was like "you get the same smoothie all the time, why dont you try something new..." initially i stuck with my choice...but I was in a what the hell kinda mood so i asked her what she recommended....she recommended "Berried Pleasure"..........I went with her recommendation and thought nothing of it even though the flavor intrigued me...I just realized that she was coming onto me...I think she was telling me that she enjoyed "buried pleasure"!!!!!LMFAO...Its funny how a woman can come onto to you subtley like that...Next time I go in I am going to walk up to her and tell her that I think I am in the mood for some "berried pleasure" and if she responds favorably i am going to set up a date at the beach with some "berried pleasure on the side"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by sustainable007
There is a coffee shop that i frequent because it makes the most delicious smoothies...I usually like to get one for lunch when im on the run...Anyway there is this HB8 there..Shes a blonde...and she practically wears a bathing suit for her work outfit...All the female employees do...Ive been talking to her off an on for about a month now as I come into get my smoothie...So last week I came in and she was like "you get the same smoothie all the time, why dont you try something new..." initially i stuck with my choice...but I was in a what the hell kinda mood so i asked her what she recommended....she recommended "Berried Pleasure"..........I went with her recommendation and thought nothing of it even though the flavor intrigued me...I just realized that she was coming onto me...I think she was telling me that she enjoyed "buried pleasure"!!!!!LMFAO...Its funny how a woman can come onto to you subtley like that...Next time I go in I am going to walk up to her and tell her that I think I am in the mood for some "berried pleasure" and if she responds favorably i am going to set up a date at the beach with some "berried pleasure on the side"

If you think that she has a thing for you, go a little easy and kinda tease. Request something that will cover your mouth with her frothy desirable flavors. Topped with Dirty Sanchez and pearl necklace for her, your treat.
 

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You're kidding, right?! haha

Dude, please tell me there is more to this, much more, than what you initially wrote.

Cause from I see here she was not comin on to you. But hey, go for it anyway. Let's us know how it goes when you suggest buried pleasure in the sand or some shiet, haha. No, but seriously, let us know how it goes.

Time for my beddy by time!


-Soma
 

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Originally posted by sustainable007
There is a coffee shop that i frequent because it makes the most delicious smoothies...I usually like to get one for lunch when im on the run...Anyway there is this HB8 there..Shes a blonde...and she practically wears a bathing suit for her work outfit...All the female employees do...Ive been talking to her off an on for about a month now as I come into get my smoothie...So last week I came in and she was like "you get the same smoothie all the time, why dont you try something new..." initially i stuck with my choice...but I was in a what the hell kinda mood so i asked her what she recommended....she recommended "Berried Pleasure"..........I went with her recommendation and thought nothing of it even though the flavor intrigued me...I just realized that she was coming onto me...I think she was telling me that she enjoyed "buried pleasure"!!!!!LMFAO...Its funny how a woman can come onto to you subtley like that...Next time I go in I am going to walk up to her and tell her that I think I am in the mood for some "berried pleasure" and if she responds favorably i am going to set up a date at the beach with some "berried pleasure on the side"

If you think that she has a thing for you, go a little easy and kinda tease. Request something that will cover your mouth with her frothy desirable flavors.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by sustainable007
...Next time I go in I am going to walk up to her and tell her that I think I am in the mood for some "berried pleasure" and if she responds favorably i am going to set up a date at the beach with some "berried pleasure on the side"

Action without words is infact like a smoothie flavours very fluffy

when it comes to playing this game there is no second chance, do what you got do now.Why cant you do it the first time oh she is going to slap you. Tell me when was the last time you remove a pant. Common mate kill that jitters and go get your date remove some panties and rump away.

-Sensible Juan
 

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Be thankful she didn't suggest cookies and cream.
 

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Round 2

I went back into the smoothie bar...She was there...BTW: She noticed my Kerry Edwards Shirt and even though shes a Bush supporter it gave us conversation material...I said to her: "I think I am in the mood for some berried pleasure but i pronounced it buried..haha..." We talked some more and she asked me what i did last nite...I told her I was out barhopping on near the beach...She asked me what i do for a job..and then she told me what she did last nite...I chose to let this fester some more cause i realized that i was in a situation where "Doc Love's captive audience principle" applied...I see this chick twice a week so what I am going to do is continue DJ'n her and raising her IL until I think i have peaked it....then ill go for digits and bang this chick on the first date...The heated political argument we got into gave me the sense that she enjoyed every minute...I think she is one of those women that intentionally starts arguments in order to get some intense sex....Ill keep you guys posted...BTW: There are 4 other hot chicks working in this establisment so I think that preserving my mystery and being patient is going to get me some buried pleasure soon enuff...
 

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Congrats. You've just won an all-expense-paid trip to the main forum.

Moved to Don Juan Discussion.
 

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This reminds me of Seinfield episode whith "timeless art of seduction"...:D ...
I swear dude...just ask her out!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sustainable007

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You miss the point

The thing that gets missed on this forum alot is that when you force your hand to early you hint of desperation.....I think that is why alot of guys strike out so much because they try a cold approach on first sighting, where as if they were patient and applied the captive audience principle then victory probabilities would be much higher...of course there are exceptions such as when you dont know if youll see a woman again, but when you know you have a woman that youll see frequently, why not wait until just the right time.....
 
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