"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Smoking & Cologne

citnick

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I smoke black and milds and the smell seems to overtake my cologne. For any DJ that smokes, how do you avoid this?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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blong1068

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Keep cologne with you, and spray it on you every once in a while. Or stop smoking.
 

Soshyopathe

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The amount of cologne it takes to cover a black is enough to smother a girl. I hate you wiggers who walk by absolutely REEKING of blacks and Cool Water.
 

Digitz

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I dont smoke butts anymore but heres what i used to do:

Smoke outside or by a window and use only one hand and position yourself so the smokes not blowing on you.

Wipe a dryer sheet (Bounce really does the trick) on your shirt/hair/hands and wash hands and face if you can.

Carry some gum on you (Orbit Whitening is my fav, gets rid of smoke stains)

Wait 10 minutes before applying cologne if you need it (which you wont).

I know you've heard this before but smoking is bad for you. It no longer has that cool image associated with it and its easier now than ever to quit with the gum or patch (expensive but think long term).
 

Elimidate

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Use the patch ?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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djray

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First of all quit smoking dog rockets !!!!!

I smoke black and milds and the smell seems to overtake my cologne. For any DJ that smokes, how do you avoid this?
The problem is what you are smoking. I smoke real cigars every day, and an hour later i can barely smell it in my shirt.

Now go down to a cigar shop(not a drug store) and get a real cigar.
 
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