"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Smoking & Cologne

citnick

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I smoke black and milds and the smell seems to overtake my cologne. For any DJ that smokes, how do you avoid this?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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blong1068

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Keep cologne with you, and spray it on you every once in a while. Or stop smoking.
 

Soshyopathe

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The amount of cologne it takes to cover a black is enough to smother a girl. I hate you wiggers who walk by absolutely REEKING of blacks and Cool Water.
 

Digitz

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I dont smoke butts anymore but heres what i used to do:

Smoke outside or by a window and use only one hand and position yourself so the smokes not blowing on you.

Wipe a dryer sheet (Bounce really does the trick) on your shirt/hair/hands and wash hands and face if you can.

Carry some gum on you (Orbit Whitening is my fav, gets rid of smoke stains)

Wait 10 minutes before applying cologne if you need it (which you wont).

I know you've heard this before but smoking is bad for you. It no longer has that cool image associated with it and its easier now than ever to quit with the gum or patch (expensive but think long term).
 

Elimidate

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Use the patch ?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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djray

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First of all quit smoking dog rockets !!!!!

I smoke black and milds and the smell seems to overtake my cologne. For any DJ that smokes, how do you avoid this?
The problem is what you are smoking. I smoke real cigars every day, and an hour later i can barely smell it in my shirt.

Now go down to a cigar shop(not a drug store) and get a real cigar.
 
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