EverSure75
Don Juan
If at the end of a date a woman returns from a trip to the restroom with a slight scent of mouthwash on her breath...does that mean she was getting ready to be kissed?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Smelling like mouthwash after bathroom
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
EverSure75
Don Juan
Yup. I ****ed up last night.
It won't happen again.
EverSure75
Don Juan
Haha. Naw. We just shared a bottle of wine.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Serenity
Moderator
I don't think there's many other reasons to fresh up their mouth. She may not expect it, but she was ready for it just in case you did. Meaning she at least wouldn't mind and wouldn't stop you kissing her. So you wasted an obvious opportunity there.
Doesn't have to mean it's all fvcked up now, it's not really that bad missing it the first opportunity. But if you see her again, I do NOT want to see you post a thread about how you didn't kiss her.
Doesn't have to mean it's all fvcked up now, it's not really that bad missing it the first opportunity. But if you see her again, I do NOT want to see you post a thread about how you didn't kiss her.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I would say that usually mouthwash = anticipation of a kiss.
Posted exactly at the same time as Grewd. Mouthwash is a green light.
Posted exactly at the same time as Grewd. Mouthwash is a green light.