"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SmoothTalker

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Very true. And not only is there self selection bias in threads like this, but online tests often inflate the scores because they try to sell you things such as more detailed reports, and people would rather read about how they're a genius and didn't even know it, than about how they are entirely average.

Note, the above also applies to all penis size surveys. Subtract an inch and you're probably closer to true average. For IQ, subtract about 25 points.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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theunflushables

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Yeah its pretty much an intellectual pissing match. And its not like anybody has ever lied on the internet. :rolleyes: But, what the hell...
 

azanon

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My d*** is big too. I'm not joking.

This sucks when you really are telling the truth.
 

piranha45

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oh, AZANON! ur just too much man for any single gal *sighs*
 

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There is one category of people who actually gain by admitting absymally low IQ scores. Idiot savants.

Ten years ago, there was a show on a local radio station called "Stump Ruthie." It consisted of this old woman named Ruthie—I think she was the aunt of one of the radio jocks—and it was a trivia game whereby a caller would try to stump her. It could be any question so long as the trivia was authentic and no matter how obscure the facts, never once was Ruthie stumped. She could even tell you the weather report on this day twenty years ago.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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trv26

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I consider myself relatively intelligent. I've never actually taken a proper IQ test but am going by the fact that I usually got roughly 3rd to 4th best results in my class (not year group) throughout high school.

One thing I have trouble with is however sarcasm. never seem to get it or atleast not until it is too late. Anyone got any ideas why that might be the case? Is it likely that I'm not as smart as I'd like to think I am, or is there something else to it?
 
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