"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Small Myspace drama, need advice how to resolve.

apocalypse later

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My girlfriend has been talking about other guys quite a bit lately. I played it really DJish, not getting angry and just smiling. I once said, "This conversation is boring me. Let's just talk about hot chicks instead" She laughed and stopped talking about other guys the rest of the night.

One of her friends thinks that I'm into her. I'm really not, actually. I just pointed out to my girlfriend that she deleted me on Myspace. My girlfriend responds, saying something like: "She thought I was jealous or something. Over YOU!? Hahaha!"

I'm finding it difficult not to get pissed at that or ignore it. She seems like she completely does not give a **** there. How to proceed, please?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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rocco

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have sex with her as much as you can until the relationship expires.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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HolyG

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How to proceed? I'll tell you how to proceed.

Man the **** up. Grab your nuts and go to HER an ask what that meant. don't be afraid to get mad. actually, BE MAD! threaten to dump her if she isn't taking you seriously. A girl must, at all times, believe you are willing to walk away.
 

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Myspace will be the death of someone bro
 
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how is this myspace drama? it sounds like INSTANT MESSANGER DRAMA

its your gf....nothing u talk about matters, it just matters how u kiss her and how u **** her, so stop worrying about conversation like a little girl and just see her and fvck her brains out

dummmmmmmazzzz
 
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