"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Slut shaming Chinese style.

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
 

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Holy sh!t ! Take that unleashed hypergamic impulses. Now that's how a future world leader does it. And may I just say I've always welcomed our future overlords. Good day to you all.

I take what I said back LiveFree. I don't think the cancer of feminism is going to devour China any time soon. :eek:
 

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there are a few femcvnts according to the comments:

Excessive, why doesn’t she go throw **** on the man?

Chinese women’s thinking is that when a man has a xiaosan, it’s always the xiaosan who is shameless and cheap, while their own man is innocent.

鳅鳅:

The **** is on the man’s body… If you’re going to vent resentment, you should be throwing feces on your man…

夏季的风景:

The fault should primarily be on the husband.

Abroad, when a husband cheats, the wife always confronts the husband.

Only in China do women make things difficult for [blame, confront] women.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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This needs it's own entry in the Urban Dictionary.

Chinese Poo-Poo Platter!
 

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Imagine if this would happen to every cheating woman. It would be finally possible to trust them at least a bit.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
This literally made me LOL! :crackup:

Thanks for the laugh! Wish I could +1!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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