"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Slut shaming Chinese style.

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bible_Belt

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All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
 

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Holy sh!t ! Take that unleashed hypergamic impulses. Now that's how a future world leader does it. And may I just say I've always welcomed our future overlords. Good day to you all.

I take what I said back LiveFree. I don't think the cancer of feminism is going to devour China any time soon. :eek:
 

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there are a few femcvnts according to the comments:

Excessive, why doesn’t she go throw **** on the man?

Chinese women’s thinking is that when a man has a xiaosan, it’s always the xiaosan who is shameless and cheap, while their own man is innocent.

鳅鳅:

The **** is on the man’s body… If you’re going to vent resentment, you should be throwing feces on your man…

夏季的风景:

The fault should primarily be on the husband.

Abroad, when a husband cheats, the wife always confronts the husband.

Only in China do women make things difficult for [blame, confront] women.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This needs it's own entry in the Urban Dictionary.

Chinese Poo-Poo Platter!
 

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Imagine if this would happen to every cheating woman. It would be finally possible to trust them at least a bit.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
This literally made me LOL! :crackup:

Thanks for the laugh! Wish I could +1!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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