"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Slut shaming Chinese style.

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
 

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Holy sh!t ! Take that unleashed hypergamic impulses. Now that's how a future world leader does it. And may I just say I've always welcomed our future overlords. Good day to you all.

I take what I said back LiveFree. I don't think the cancer of feminism is going to devour China any time soon. :eek:
 

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there are a few femcvnts according to the comments:

Excessive, why doesn’t she go throw **** on the man?

Chinese women’s thinking is that when a man has a xiaosan, it’s always the xiaosan who is shameless and cheap, while their own man is innocent.

鳅鳅:

The **** is on the man’s body… If you’re going to vent resentment, you should be throwing feces on your man…

夏季的风景:

The fault should primarily be on the husband.

Abroad, when a husband cheats, the wife always confronts the husband.

Only in China do women make things difficult for [blame, confront] women.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This needs it's own entry in the Urban Dictionary.

Chinese Poo-Poo Platter!
 

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Imagine if this would happen to every cheating woman. It would be finally possible to trust them at least a bit.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
All I want to know is where the poop came from. I think I saw a woman squat a little. Did she crap in her hand and throw it like a monkey? If I married that woman, wouldn't she have to do that whenever I commanded, at whoever I told her to throw the poop at? It's traditional values like that which are so hard to find in the US these days.
This literally made me LOL! :crackup:

Thanks for the laugh! Wish I could +1!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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