"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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slut: I slept with 130 men by age 28 including four in one day

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I find it interested that if a guy on here said he'd banged 130 women he'd be considered a hero and we'd all be asking for his advice but when it's a woman we consider it disgusting.
That's because it's a lot harder for guys to have sex than it it for girls. It's like the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. If I saw a 300lb guy down 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes, I'd be like ok that's not bad. But if I saw a 90lb skinny girl down that much in that time, I'd be totally excited for her. But either way, we all know how disgusting it is to eat that many hot dogs at a time.

These days, even the fatties can get laid without any effort, charm, personality, etc. She just has to have a vagina and make herself available.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That's because it's a lot harder for guys to have sex than it it for girls. It's like the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. If I saw a 300lb guy down 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes, I'd be like ok that's not bad. But if I saw a 90lb skinny girl down that much in that time, I'd be totally excited for her. But either way, we all know how disgusting it is to eat that many hot dogs at a time.

These days, even the fatties can get laid without any effort, charm, personality, etc. She just has to have a vagina and make herself available.
Right. Fat girl can knock down 120 c0cks in a week or two if she really wanted to.
 

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I would invade her like Third Reich invaded Mother Russia.

Then I would die screaming of pain, succumbed by her obesity like german soldiers died under ovewhelming numerical superiority of soviets.
main problem was the cold, german uniform couldn't protect then against the cold, with then pushed stalin to stop killing his people and kill the germans, with also bring the day D invasion, it was smore important for then to attack and prevent the USSR to keep capping land and to win this before the whole europe was in stalin hand
 

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main problem was the cold, german uniform couldn't protect then against the cold, with then pushed stalin to stop killing his people and kill the germans, with also bring the day D invasion, it was smore important for then to attack and prevent the USSR to keep capping land and to win this before the whole europe was in stalin hand
Nobody wants to experience the battle of Stalingrad in the bedroom. We want it to be D day.
 

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I find it interested that if a guy on here said he'd banged 130 women he'd be considered a hero and we'd all be asking for his advice but when it's a woman we consider it disgusting.
There is no double standard if incels, escortcels, or incels are demonized as terrorists. No such categories can rationally exist for even the ugliest fat woman.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Right. Fat girl can knock down 120 c0cks in a week or two if she really wanted to.
A full-time prostitute in Amsterdam's Red Light District could barely do that in a week! And from my many visits there :cool:, I can safely say that the fat chicks don't get much business (why would a man paying for it get something of such low quality when there are so many great ones to choose from? :rolleyes:) In fact, there was a row of rooms that went around in a circle around the Old Church where the fat African women would be, and they were extraordinarily aggressive since they got so few customers.
 

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There is no double standard if incels, escortcels, or incels are demonized as terrorists. No such categories can rationally exist for even the ugliest fat woman.
Ugliest fat women can still live in the sexual market place whereas incels convinced theirselves they can't do it.
 

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A full-time prostitute in Amsterdam's Red Light District could barely do that in a week! And from my many visits there :cool:, I can safely say that the fat chicks don't get much business (why would a man paying for it get something of such low quality when there are so many great ones to choose from? :rolleyes:) In fact, there was a row of rooms that went around in a circle around the Old Church where the African women would be, and they were extraordinarily aggressive since they got so few customers.
If she had a tinder up and said can she just give the guys head she'd have many per day. Many of those guys would fvck her too.
 

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If she had a tinder up and said can she just give the guys head she'd have many per day. Many of those guys would fvck her too.
Maybe if it's free or much cheaper than good action cost.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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No doubt she is compensating. I would guess that she is using this huge lay count as a big middle finger to her feelings of being unattractive*.

*Not saying I recommend this approach.
Its bad news. I know some who instead of bettering themselves ( fitness and style ) decided to feel pretty that way. A man will fvck about anything. They usually feel like shyt under all of that. It really doesn't help.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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