"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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sleeping with ugly girls?

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do you mean ugly to you or ugly to everyone? (or to both?)

I have unconventional standards, but I've laid a few girls that I found dead sexy, and I was one of the only 3. (Had more to do with body and personality, tho...if the face ain't there, those two have to be very high.)

If we're saying everyone on the face of the planet thinks she's ugly, tho, then I wouldn't do it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Solomon said:
Get the head don't smash!!!

peace
lol...she stood me up! :crackup:

I think she was getting back at me for ignoring her calls for 2 or 3 weeks. Oh well, I was only doing it with the idea that it might help me stop thinking about my ex.

It probably wouldn't have helped anyway and I know I would have regretted it later.
 

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bish0p said:
lol...she stood me up! :crackup:

I think she was getting back at me for ignoring her calls for 2 or 3 weeks. Oh well, I was only doing it with the idea that it might help me stop thinking about my ex.

It probably wouldn't have helped anyway and I know I would have regretted it later.

Yeah been there done that
when you up in her you might be like this feels good
but 5 seconds later you thinking to yourself "wtf have I done":confused:
 

bish0p

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Solomon said:
Yeah been there done that
when you up in her you might be like this feels good
but 5 seconds later you thinking to yourself "wtf have I done":confused:
When I was in college a few years back, I pulled this fat chick and was gaming her all night.

We ended up back at my dorm and after about 3 minutes of sex, I got up put my clothes back on and said, "I can't do this." and kicked her out.

I made a vow never to sleep with a fatty again. I broke it once back in December of 2007.
 
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bish0p hit it on the head.

I slept with one I picked up in similar circumstances. Since we all make mistakes, I passed it off on being drunk and almost didn't live it down...NEVER doing that again. Once the dust lifted, I realized that I would have gotten more out of masturbating. Much, much, more actually.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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