"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sleeping with employees??

saber

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My company just opened two new stores and we hired these hotties to work them. In the next week or so I will be training them and will pretty much be their direct supervisor

I have enough experience to know when a girl wants the d1ck and my spidey sense is tingling like a mofo...even the guys who interviewed them made jokes about how I should sleep with them...my associates are in their late 40's, im 22 and the girls are 20-24

On top of that I will be interviewing people for the second store and god knows i have zero self control...


What are your thoughts on sleeping with employees??...i have zero chance of getting fired but I can see tons of other issues coming up

anyone here done it? how did you keep that under control
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Warrior74

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Why do we get an idiot here EVERY SINGLE DAY asking about ****ing around at work! They know its wrong or they wouldn't ask. THey just want someone to cosign on there ****ed up, weak man behavior.

NO. Don't do it. Do a search on women at work. And why the hell would you want some easy lay from some 40 year old. Go game women your own age. Stop being lazy.

We need a sticky about women at work. I swear to god I have responded for the last 4 days straight to this same question. It's like AFCS just say screw it. I'll go for the easy pickings and screw up my job situation for something the size of a quarter and that has a depreciating value.
 

saber

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oops i meant the girls are early 20 and the guys are in their late 40's

it just seems that since i started doing pick up that things just happen naturallly now and i dont even have to try...honestly i almost feel like something will happen with any girl im alone with for more than 20 min
 

theunflushables

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If you hold any position of power over these girls, do not do it. All it would take is one of them to say their job was threatened if they didn't sleep with you and you will be out of a job.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonJuan11

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saber said:
I have enough experience to know when a girl wants the d1ck

Please enlighten us.

and my spidey sense is tingling like a mofo...even the guys who interviewed them made jokes about how I should sleep with them...my associates are in their late 40's, im 22 and the girls are 20-24

What are your thoughts on sleeping with employees??...i have zero chance of getting fired but I can see tons of other issues coming up
If they are hot, I would go for it. You may regret it if you don't and your associates in the late 40s could move in too.
 

mpimpin

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NEGATIVE!!!

My dad got caught in a sticky situation and ended up leaving a company he worked 20 years for.
 

oakraiderz2

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No period
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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