"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Slapping a girls ass playfully?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
It depends on the girl... But if she took it the wrong way, you could get arrested..ElStud said:If you tap a girls ass playfully, it is not harassment.
Kev07
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Of course, it depends who slaps their ass, but then that would depend almost entirely on physical apperance if the girl did not know you in the first place.
you can keep going if you want elstud, but don't come back making a thread blaming your race when some girl decides to slap you or you get arrested. and IT WILL happen if you go up to random girls and slap their ass
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Evertime I have either slaped, spanked, touched, pinched a random girls arse THEY LOVED IT. I'm finished with this thread you guys are shocking.
That's it.sexybeast said:This thread is funny. Like Elstud said, guys are taking the whole thing TOO seriously. No one is saying "run around slapping random girls arses" - thats asking for trouble. If you gona do it use ya fvckin brains, and calibrate the situation b4 you do it. make sure its with a cheeky smile.
Evertime I have either slaped, spanked, touched, pinched a random girls arse THEY LOVED IT. I'm finished with this thread you guys are shocking.
All you have to do is calibrate, can you get away with it? Can't you? What will this do in the social dynamics you're in at the moment?
Just calibrate, there is no definite answer.
LOL Where you from? Cant be NYC, you'd be behind bars.Girls ACT like they don't like being touched by random strangers but TRUUUUUUST me deep down they love it I mean who doesn't...? Plus I usually always end up sexing them too because they see how much of a man I am and that's when I REALLY beat them down, you know while I'm hittin it doggy-style I just punch them in the face a couple of times etc etc etc because by then I've usually slapped them around enough for it to lose it's essence. Well you know how it is...PIMP!!!
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
In his mind, EVERY girl loves him... its hilarious but so freakin awe inspiring aswell.
Anyhow the other day I ran into him at a bar near ASU and we chatted up a bit. And 3 hot girls were leaving the bar walking past us and one of the girls had to be one of the most hottest females in AZ at the moment. Like my jaw was dropping she was so freaking hot and I made a comment that was a half slur (yeah i know, i'm making myself sound bad). And he just simply glanced at her, "Who her?" and slapped her a$$ as she passed him. and when she turned around with an arched 'wtf' eyebrow, he just beamed like "Arent you so glad i picked you!!! I know you are, you're allowed to show your pleasure now!".. anyhow he said something to the fact of "hey babe whats up.. blah blah blah!" actually chatted it up a bit and just as she started to take down her guard and was actually staying there talking to him and suddenly PUSHED me towards her and said "hey my friend here thinks your hot"... WTF.. what an a$$hole... yeah obviously he ruined both our chances at that point (not that he could care less... every other girl on the planet is his it seems lol). He isnt the smartest kid... but I think these are the guys that define 'ignorance is bliss'.
Anyhow that kids confidence is something I strive for.
but to make a long story short... I wouldn't suggest slapping a perfect strangers a$$... Unless you are so sure of yourself and its the most natural thing you can do.
He didn't think about it... He just simply ACTED.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.