"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Slapping a girls ass playfully?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
It depends on the girl... But if she took it the wrong way, you could get arrested..ElStud said:If you tap a girls ass playfully, it is not harassment.
Kev07
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Of course, it depends who slaps their ass, but then that would depend almost entirely on physical apperance if the girl did not know you in the first place.
you can keep going if you want elstud, but don't come back making a thread blaming your race when some girl decides to slap you or you get arrested. and IT WILL happen if you go up to random girls and slap their ass
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Evertime I have either slaped, spanked, touched, pinched a random girls arse THEY LOVED IT. I'm finished with this thread you guys are shocking.
That's it.sexybeast said:This thread is funny. Like Elstud said, guys are taking the whole thing TOO seriously. No one is saying "run around slapping random girls arses" - thats asking for trouble. If you gona do it use ya fvckin brains, and calibrate the situation b4 you do it. make sure its with a cheeky smile.
Evertime I have either slaped, spanked, touched, pinched a random girls arse THEY LOVED IT. I'm finished with this thread you guys are shocking.
All you have to do is calibrate, can you get away with it? Can't you? What will this do in the social dynamics you're in at the moment?
Just calibrate, there is no definite answer.
LOL Where you from? Cant be NYC, you'd be behind bars.Girls ACT like they don't like being touched by random strangers but TRUUUUUUST me deep down they love it I mean who doesn't...? Plus I usually always end up sexing them too because they see how much of a man I am and that's when I REALLY beat them down, you know while I'm hittin it doggy-style I just punch them in the face a couple of times etc etc etc because by then I've usually slapped them around enough for it to lose it's essence. Well you know how it is...PIMP!!!
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
In his mind, EVERY girl loves him... its hilarious but so freakin awe inspiring aswell.
Anyhow the other day I ran into him at a bar near ASU and we chatted up a bit. And 3 hot girls were leaving the bar walking past us and one of the girls had to be one of the most hottest females in AZ at the moment. Like my jaw was dropping she was so freaking hot and I made a comment that was a half slur (yeah i know, i'm making myself sound bad). And he just simply glanced at her, "Who her?" and slapped her a$$ as she passed him. and when she turned around with an arched 'wtf' eyebrow, he just beamed like "Arent you so glad i picked you!!! I know you are, you're allowed to show your pleasure now!".. anyhow he said something to the fact of "hey babe whats up.. blah blah blah!" actually chatted it up a bit and just as she started to take down her guard and was actually staying there talking to him and suddenly PUSHED me towards her and said "hey my friend here thinks your hot"... WTF.. what an a$$hole... yeah obviously he ruined both our chances at that point (not that he could care less... every other girl on the planet is his it seems lol). He isnt the smartest kid... but I think these are the guys that define 'ignorance is bliss'.
Anyhow that kids confidence is something I strive for.
but to make a long story short... I wouldn't suggest slapping a perfect strangers a$$... Unless you are so sure of yourself and its the most natural thing you can do.
He didn't think about it... He just simply ACTED.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.