"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Six Pack Abs Unflexed

nicksaiz65

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So when people say “have a six pack,” are you supposed to have visible abs completely relaxed? Or are you just supposed to have a flat stomach and have the abs when you’re slightly tensed up? I always wondered about that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DEEZEDBRAH

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Everyone has abs. 99% are covered in body fat due to being a slob. Hollywood avs, no flex is a conbo of training, diet, lifestyle, and usually winning the genetic lottery. When younger, i had abs abd was flat when a kid. With age, metabolism slows, and a man must work harder.
 

nicksaiz65

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Everyone has abs. 99% are covered in body fat due to being a slob. Hollywood avs, no flex is a conbo of training, diet, lifestyle, and usually winning the genetic lottery. When younger, i had abs abd was flat when a kid. With age, metabolism slows, and a man must work harder.
Ok. So for the average person, a flat stomach and six pack abs when slightly tensed is good, right?
 
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